Have a seat in the E-Cliner

I've been looking for the ultimate in geek furniture for quite sometime and bumped into a neat peice of furniture released today by Lazyboy. It is not the perfect peice of furniture since Microsoft has a hand in it, but I am writing a letter to all of the Linux Companies now to get that fixed. Complete with built in phone jacks, wireless keyboard, a fold out stand for a laptop and only $1299.00, the E-Cliner is ready for web surfing and computer fun.
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