If web servers could talk

If you have ever requested a document that didn't exist on a web page I am sure you have seen an "Error Page", commonly known as a "404 Error". Normally the web server responds with, "Sorry, that page doesn't exist" and leaves it at that. If the web servers were actually smart it could possibly give us matches to what we thought we were trying to find. This would be a nice feature that would be to terribly hard to incorportate into a site. With this in mind, Shikazu sent us a link that is probably the funniest "404" page that I have seen. You can find the link to the site here. If Apache could talk, this is probably what it would say.
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