Do you remember all of the jokes you and your friends used when you were growing up about "Your Mom is so...". Well, it turns out there is a
YourMom.Com site which specializes in a mom jokes. Here are a couple of the ones I found amusing. Be sure to check out the geek section.
- Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
- The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.
- Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
- Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.