Your Mom is so ....

Do you remember all of the jokes you and your friends used when you were growing up about "Your Mom is so...". Well, it turns out there is a YourMom.Com site which specializes in a mom jokes. Here are a couple of the ones I found amusing. Be sure to check out the geek section.

  • Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
  • The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.
  • Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
  • Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.

posted @ Sunday, February 03, 2002 3:16 AM

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