Changing My MSN Messenger Handle

I've had three or four people try to find me on MSN Messgenger in the past week.  Unless I told you exactly what to use, you would never find me.  Being that I am a junkie of said technology I decided to change my handle so people could better / more easily "guess" my handle.  I do this all the time.  For example I'll get someone's business card or I'll be reading their blog and I will want to chat.  I'll take their email address and try it in MSGR.  More times than not it works and I have an instant connection with someone.

Don't worry for those that are on my list, all two of you,  I'll be messaging you to remind you. Just accept my new handle and be happy.  For those that are dying to know, it will be my email address at this domain which is:

keith at dot net pimps .net
(the above string is an email address obfuscated for spam engines)

 

How to prostitute your information at Tech Ed/PDC or other Conferences and not get bombarded with marketing crap

Jason Follas, who I met at Tech Ed, posted about my winnings on his blog.   Jason stated he wished he would have signed up at more vendor booths instead of just walking past them.  This inspired me to write out some of my "Tips" below.  

When I attend a conference I am a complete vendor prostitute with my "fake information". And yes the info I use is "fake" in that I can easily remove it and "disappear" into the depths of the Internet.  When I attend a conference it is all about winning.  Sure I am there to learn and network but my main goal is winning.  I'm not talking hats, t-shirts etc.  I'm talking the good stuff. 

To me it is no different than going to Vegas. You have to play the odds.  The more drawings and contests you enter, the better the chances are of winning.  I mean the odds are what, 1 in a few thousand?  I don't imagine everyone signs up for everything (cough cough Jason) so it just makes my chances better.  Ok, so here's my "tips".

Tips on Attending Conferences
Email - Vendors mainly contact you via email and phone.  Very few will go through the trouble of sending something via the postal service.  I can't remember anything I've gotten in the mail from a vendor or booth registration.  Anyway, before you leave for the conference setup an alias email account.  Create a new email alias through your domain.  Most domain hosting providers support this and if you don't have the pleasure of running your own domain, create a Yahoo! account for example.  The trick to is it to create an alias email account that everything goes to. Something like conferencename@somedomain.com.

Phone -The phone is a little tougher but it is the typical "preferred" way vendors like, I mean LOVE to contact you.  Because of this fact you have to be a little more devious.  I use Vonage for all of my phone services.  I have 4 phone numbers with Vonage; 1 home office, 1 home, 1 dedicated fax and 1 toll free number.  I've been a customer of Vonage for a long time and this is just another reason why I continue to use their service.  One of the many services they offer is called the "Virtual Phone Numbers".  I think you see where this is going.  For roughly $5 a month you can create a virtual number in another area code or market.  This feature is great for small businesses that want to run an ad in Atlanta, Ga but their home office is in Podukaville, MS.  Forwarding, another feature they offer, ties into this as well.  Through forwarding any virtual number Vonage offers can be forwarded to your cell phone or home so you don't miss a "winning" call.

Mail - This is one I haven't worried about but if you are really paranoid, walk into the local post office and sign up a PO Box.  It is only a few dollars a month.  Of course it isn't a "physical" address but if you use something like Mail Boxes Etc. they have a physcial address that Fed Ex or UPS can deliver to just in case you win something.

Business Cards - Once you get your "fake information" all squared away, get some business card printed.  Laser printer + Avery + Word = New Business Cards.  The reason you need the cards is sometimes vendors want your business card.  You know, they'll put those little fish bowls up?   You may also run into that really *weird* guy at the conference who wants to contact you after the conference.  Fake cards are great. Since you are printing your own cards you get the luxury of making up any title you want.  For technical conferences CIO is always a great choice, other's, President or Vice President may do.  Have fun with it!

About a month after the conference, delete everything (email, phone and mail) and they have no way of contacting you.  Happy winnings! 

Setting Up ClickOnce Certificate Files

Looks like Brian Noyes stole my thunder for a blog post I was going to do soon.  I get asked the same question.  "How do you sign your ClickOnce program with a valid provider like Versign?". 

Unfortunately for myself, I had to figure this out the hard way last year during the VS2005 beta when I had to publish the new CRM app out with a Go Live license.  It's a wonder I was able to piece all of the pieces together.  Call it a true testament to my genius.

Thanks to Brian for putting this together. If I get hit by a bus now at least someone else on my team can figure it out instead of wasting endless hours reading docs.  Why this type of content isn't standard help on MSDN I have no idea.  I was talking to someone at Tech Ed who was responsible for the content on MSDN (sorry, can't remember her name) and expressed my concern that they should catalog what blogger's write about and turn them into docs.  It isn't that hard to read the forums, newsgroups etc.  If two people have had the same problem, it should be documented and searchable on MSDN.

Is SPF the answer for Email Spoofing?

For the past several months, maybe even longer, I've been the victim of various spam engines or viruses sending out massive quantities of email on behalf of me. If you've never had this happen it is a serious problem. Imagine how much email a spammer sends, then imagine ALL the bounced emails coming into your inbox. I thought I knew enough about procmail and mail filtering server side to be able to stop this from getting out of hand but my efforts have failed. Last week I was out of the office at Tech Ed and each time I checked my email via my phone, I would get 500 new emails. Have you ever tried deleting 500 emails from a phone? Or even from SquirrelMail? It is extremely painful. What is email spoofing? Email spoofing is something that can be fun if you want to send emails internally at the office, but when a spammer sends an email on your behalf and then sends millions, not so fun. In order to spoof the email the spammer picks an email address say... "spammerssuckdonkeyeggs@spammers.suck.com". He sets this email as the "Return-Path:" header in the email. The return path header as outlined in RFC 2821 is a special type of header that defines where bounced emails go if they can't be delivered. That's right, anyone can put anything in the return-path header they want. What is SPF? SPF stands for "Sender Policy Framework". SPF allows system administrator's to modify their DNS zone records and add a special rule which outlines where email should originate from. Think of it like a reverse lookup for emails. When mail servers receive an email from someone they see that the email is coming from somedomain.com. The receiving mail server then queries back to somedomain.com's DNS server to make sure the mail server sending the email to the receiving mail server is authorized to do so and that things match up. If not, the email get's rejected. Note: If there is no SPF record in the DNS, the mail goes through. For more information on how SPF works, visit http://new.openspf.org/Introduction So far, so good After adding the following rule to my DNS zone things stopped coming in. It has only been a few hours since I added this to the zone file, but I would have received at least 30-50 bounced emails within that time frame normally. zorka.com. IN TXT "v=spf1 a mx mx:mail.zorka.com ~all" So far so good it seems. Either the spammers are taking a break or SPF is working. Has anyone else has tried this? How have your results been?
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