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Priceless – for everything else there is MasterCard

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 18-03-2001

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A while back sometime last year we posted a run of off takes on the Master Card commercial “Priceless”. Well belive it or not they are still coming out of the wood works every now and then. Surely by now everyone has seen the commercials and is familiar with what I am talking about. It has nothing to do with ZorKa.com however today is humor day. I found this one to be personally funny being an avid fisherman.

 

If web servers could talk

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, Internet | Posted on 23-02-2001

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If you have ever requested a document that didn’t exist on a web page I am sure you have seen an “Error Page”, commonly known as a “404 Error”. Normally the web server responds with, “Sorry, that page doesn’t exist” and leaves it at that. If the web servers were actually smart it could possibly give us matches to what we thought we were trying to find. This would be a nice feature that would be to terribly hard to incorportate into a site. With this in mind, Shikazu sent us a link that is probably the funniest “404” page that I have seen. You can find the link to the site here. If Apache could talk, this is probably what it would say.

Favorite Super Bowl Commercial

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 28-01-2001

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“I have to say that I wasn’t as hyped about the Super Bowl this year as I normally am. However, I did catch all of the ommercials. Here is how we ranked the commercials:

1st Place – Budweiser commercial with the dog who was an alien
2nd Place – Budweiser commercial where the yuppy white guys called each other on a “What’s up!” parady

Squirt

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 01-12-2000

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Miester, Moonkhan, Interested1 were at Zorka’s house tonight and it was 12:08 when Miester brought up squirt. Pretty funny stuff, too gross to tell on the public Internet 🙂

When will people learn?

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 04-11-2000

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windows errorI was channel surfing tonight and I stumbled across the following screen on my TV. First let me say, no, I didn’t make this up. It is from a local Ann Arbor station that puts adds on TV. I decided to take a snap shot because no one believes me when I find this kind of stuff. I mean really folks, would you use a Microsoft product that you had to depend on day in and day out? By the way, if you are in the Detroit/A2 area, this came off of channel 15. The only thing Windows can do on a consistent basis is crash.