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Deep Fried Bytes Podcast Is Live

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Podcast | Posted on 29-05-2008

After several months of hard work, planning, testing, designs, tons of discussions, multiple dry runs, finding non-copyrighted music and much more, today we are launching our Deep Fried Bytes Technology Podcast show!

About The Show

Deep Fried Bytes is an audio talk show with a Southern flavor hosted by technologists and developers Keith Elder and Chris Woodruff. The show discusses a wide range of topics including application development, operating systems and technology in general. Anything is fair game if it plugs into the wall or takes a battery.

Episode 1

In this episode Woody and I sit down to discuss the show and explain how we came up with the name, what the show will be covering in terms of content and how to contact us with comments and questions.

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About Our Designer

I want to take a moment and thank someone who was a tremendous help in getting Deep Fried Bytes off the ground.   Ingrid Henkel worked with us on our design from scratch to finish and did an outstanding job of capturing our vision.  Ingrid and I worked together for several years and she does amazing work and is extremely easy to work with.  If you need a designer who understands Flash, the Web, CSS, tableless layouts, print, media and more give Ingrid a call, I promise you will not be disappointed.  She also has a blog and several things listed on her portfolio.

No Developers Shouldn’t Be Paid Royalties

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Programming | Posted on 22-05-2008

Dave Donaldson posted an article asking if developers should be paid royalties.  He gives an example of a developer who builds a system for a call center that increases sales.  Should the developer get a percentage of the sales as a royalty?  Here’s my words of wisdom on this subject.

As a Developer

It is easy to say, “Yes, pay me a royalty for my work”.  That would be great as a developer but it also wouldn’t be fair since the employer or business if you are consulting has already paid you to perform that service.  The ONLY case where I could see a business agreeing to a royalty is if you the developer built that software for free, and then simply charged a transaction fee.  I equate this to how credit cards work.  American Express takes 3% off the top of all credit card transactions.  That’s 3% of EVERY transaction run through American Express.  Have you ever wondered why not all businesses carry Amex?  Now you know.  It is expensive.  Of course Amex rates are adjusted based on volume but 3% is what business owners have to pay.  They pay that for their customers who want to use the card because they make more sales, thus they don’t mind paying the 3%.  Ask yourself this.  Would you rather have 0% of a profit or 3% less?  The business owner is paying a few to use the credit card system.  Similarly, if a software developer was to create a software program and not charge for it and also not be paid to write the software, then sure, build in a royalty.  I actually know some developers that have done this.

As a Business

As a business owner I would say, “Hell no I’m not paying you a royalty, I already paid you for your services!”.  When a business pays you for your time, you are getting paid to provide a service.  Just because it is technical doesn’t mean a business owner should treat it any different than any other service.  For example, should the company that sent out the mailings for an advertisement get a royalty for their service since they increased sales?  No.  They were paid for a service and that is that. 

We as developers want to put ourselves on a high and mighty post a lot of the time.  At the end of the day the work we do for a business is looked at no different than an electrician who wired the data center.  Should the electrician get paid a royalty as well because the server he is powering took another order from the web site?  The electrician could argue that without him putting in the electricity you could never take that order.  Which is funny because our software can’t even work without electricity!  The electrician trumps us anyway we turn as a developer.  What about the telephone company?  If you are a developer consultant should you pay a royalty to your cell phone provider because you just landed a deal using their phone network?  No!  If we have the mentality of every time we do something we should get paid a royalty on it the only thing that will happen is we will wind up owing someone else a royalty for something else.  It will never end.

Bottom line.  Go to work, provide a service, move on.  If you want to get paid a royalty, don’t charge for your software nor your time.

Camping at JP Coleman State Park This Weekend

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Family | Posted on 20-05-2008

I can’t remember the last time I went camping, especially with my family.  I’ve been on some one night excursions but I haven’t been on an all out full blown camping with my family since I was little.  We used to camp all the time back in the summer. 

Camping With The Elders

My Dad’s brother’s, Jerry and Lavaughn, along with our cousin Bobby are at the point in life where they are really having fun.  Together they’ve combined forces and have amassed a rather large collection of man toys.  Tractors, bull dozers, backhoes, a fleet of 18 wheelers, campers, boats, a custom theater and game room to just name a few.  One of their latest acquisitions was a grill.  And I’m not talking about a little charcoal grill.  I’m talking about a grill that requires a truck to pull it around that can cook an entire cow in one cooking!  I was informed they’ll be bringing the “man” grill camping this weekend.  They’ve already got the meat and wood to smoke it all up.  Can you say fantastic!?

I’m not sure what other families do when they camp but during the day we mainly fish for catfish and ski.  My Uncles and cousin Bobby took the pontoon boat out to JP Coleman the other day where we’ll be fishing while camping and caught 50lbs of catfish in no time.  Not many people would “test” their fishing hole before camping so I guess testing runs in the family.  I guess you’d call that Test Driven Fishing?  🙂

For those that don’t know where JP Coleman State Park is it hangs off the Tennessee River where Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama converge.  It is a massive body of fresh water.  A lot of people don’t actually know this but you can put a boat in anywhere along the Tennessee river and drive it all the way to the Gulf of Mexico or even all the way to Pennsylvania or even Minneapolis, MN!  How?  The Tennesee-TomBigbee Waterway makes that possible. 

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The waterway connects 14 river systems totaling 4500 miles of navigable waterways that serve mid-America.  My Grandfather used to have a home right on the waterway where we would fish and ski.  Needless to say, all of this is a massive body of freshwater.  And that means GREAT fishing and skiing.  If you haven’t ever explored our country’s river system it would be worth your time to investigate it.  Here’s a map to give you a closer perspective of where we’ll be camping.  I also think this is the first time I’ve shown where I grew up on my blog.

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Gave Away My Camper, Had To Buy A Tent

A couple of years ago, my sister moved to North Carolina and she didn’t have a place to store their popup camper.  She gave it to me when they moved.  I used it a couple of times but the camper had problems.  Eventually those problems turned into major problems.  I tried to set the camper up this past weekend but couldn’t.  The wood around all the sides was completely rotted.  I had a friend come over who is a carpenter to see if he could fix it.  After looking at it more I decided it wasn’t worth my time nor money to fix it and just gave the camper to him.  With the camping trip only a week away, I needed to purchase a tent.

I started looking at tents and decided that I would purchase a tent that would cover the back of my SUV.  I like the concept of having access to the back of the SUV to store things and also being able to watch a DVD from the tent with the trucks DVD player (I know, rough life).  After a lot of searching around I decided on the Napier Sportz 81000. 

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Our tent will be arriving tomorrow and I have a few other things I need to purchase like a cooking stove.  I’m sure I’ll be taking lots of pictures during the trip and hopefully have some prize catfish to show off when we return.  It is going to be nice to just get away from the home office and enjoy nature for a few days over the Memorial Weekend. 

A Couple of TechEd 2008 Reminders

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in .Net | Posted on 17-05-2008

Consider this a public service announcement and reminder for those of you going to TechEd 2008 Developers Conference.  If you are attending TechEd this year you need to:

  1. Add my Birds of a Feather session on .Net War Stories to your calendar.
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  2. Stop by and visit me on the floor of TechEd.  I’ll be wondering around some of the TLC booths talking about something.
  3. Register for Party with Palermo
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  4. Register for the GeekFest 2008 Edition party the next night, there is some talk about ducks 🙂
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My DevLink Ad Didn’t Make The Cut

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in DevLink | Posted on 16-05-2008

At some point in life you have to know your boundaries.  I like to think I know mine pretty well.  Being one of the board members for the DevLink conference this year has reminded me of my strengths and weaknesses.   Yesterday John asked us for some help on making an ad that is going to run in a magazine.  I read the email, and even though I really wanted to help, I knew that I’d better leave that one it alone.  Paint.Net is about as fancy as I get on graphics. 

For fun I did however submit an ad.  Enjoy!

ps – check out the DEVLINK.Net conference

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