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Your Mom is so ….

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, Programming | Posted on 03-02-2002

Do you remember all of the jokes you and your friends used when you were growing up about “Your Mom is so…”. Well, it turns out there is a YourMom.Com site which specializes in a mom jokes. Here are a couple of the ones I found amusing. Be sure to check out the geek section.

  • Your Mom’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.
  • The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.
  • Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
  • Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.

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