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"The fastest 9 minutes of my life happens after I press the snooze button." -Keith ElderWelcome
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With enough memory and hard drive space, anything in life is possible – an excellent quote, makes me smile, but at the same time think how true this is.
In addition to your great quotes -you should add more : ) , I picked up a few tips. Thanks for your work!
“Everywhere” is not spelled using two separate words. Unless you mean to use “where” as a noun, in which case I’m not sure if I want them all or not.
I would also burn people named David.
I agree, you never should burn a bride. Only an ex-wife.
Are you going to buy my clock for me?
Referring to yourself in the third person is the first step in becoming flava flav