I’ve been getting about oh, 3-7 emails a day telling me I should use someone’s service to optimize my website so I can be on the first page of Google. I mean seriously, how do you think they found me in the first place!? After getting fed up deleting emails I decided to respond. Here is my email to said random person. I think I was a little too polite, but I think the anger comes across nicely even in text.
LOL!
Just in case you haven’t sent it yet.
fulfill is one word
“a 100 yards” & “a 100 years” should be “a hundred yards” & “a hundred years” respectively.
Dear %{Mr|Ms|Dr}% %LastName%,
I see you are in the market for SEO Services.
We would like to get your website on first page of Google for %Keyword%.
All of our processes use the most ethical “white hat” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.
Please send $100 to dan AT danhounshell.com for down payment to secure our services.