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A Blog Post About Nothing: Part 4 – The Circle of Trust

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in General | Posted on 20-12-2008

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imageHave you ever felt like the world was moving at the speed of light, yet you were just doing your own thing?  That’s how I’ve felt lately.  It seems everyone has tons of stuff to talk about on their blogs and Twitter.  I decided I was going to force myself to write a blog article this morning to start my Christmas vacation off and after thinking about what I was going to blog about it hit me.  I don’t have anything to blog or twitter about!  Call it a Blog / Twitter Slump if you will.  Then I started writing and things started to flow so much that I broke this post into a series of blog posts entitled “A blog post about nothing”, each one dealing with a different segment.

What’s Happening in Life

We have two dogs, both cocker spaniels to be exact.  Their names are Max and Simon.  Simon is a high energy chocolate cocker and Max is a buff cocker that is commonly referred to as “Old Man”.  That pretty much sums up his demeanor.  Of the two Max is the one you have to watch out after because food rules his thoughts and he wanders aimlessly.  Before you know it he’ll be across the road or over at a neighbors.  But he’s smart.

Why is My Dog Fat?

Like good doggy parents we moderate what they eat and they are not allowed to eat any human food.  They get the same portion in the morning and evening.  For some reason though, we could never figure out why Max always looked fuller than Simon.  It seemed he was just destined to be fat. 

In the mornings I let the dogs go outside so they can go to the bathroom before feeding.  Since they know they will get fed if they come back they don’t tend to wander too far.  Thus, I’d let them out and normally within about 5 minutes they were back at the door ready to eat.  Max started to not come back and so I started to have to call him.  After a few calls Max would show up, but I didn’t think anything about it.  After all it was Max and he tends to dilly dally.

It turns out that over time Max had learned there was cat food set out at behind a neighbor’s house across the road two houses down.  Remember I said he was smart?  Well, as soon as he was let out, he’d head over to the neighbors, eat as fast as he could in order to get back to get more food.  Aha!  No wonder he wasn’t at the correct weight. 

Creating The Circle of Trust

Besides the fact my neighbor had finally figured out who’d been eating all of her cat food, Max was crossing the street and that is not a good thing.  Thus a circle of trust had to be established around the house.  I had several options.  Either I was going to have to build a fence to keep the dogs contained or get one of those wired dog fences. 

imageI didn’t have $12,000.00 laying around to build a fence so I opted for the cheaper no fence dog fence.  After some research I decided on the Petsafe Wireless Dog Fence.  Notice I said “wireless”.  What does that mean?  Well there are two kinds of these fences.  One is you have to run wires in the ground.  If you have a very specific yard you want to cover, these are great, but take more time to install.   I got the wireless one which works similar to a wireless router.  The device you see pictured to the left mounts somewhere on the wall in your home and that is it.  The dog wears the collar and if they get to the edge of the perimeter they get a beep and if they stay put they’ll get shocked.

There are two settings, low and hi on the PetSafe Wireless Dog Fence.  The low setting goes out to a radius of 45 feet and the high goes 90 feet when turned up to the max setting.  There is a knob to adjust that shortens or lengthens the signal.   It will go as narrow as 10-15 feet in diameter and as large as 180 feet in diameter.  That’s a lot.

After testing the unit I learned I can set the setting on hi and turned all the way up.  This pretty much covered my yard although not quiet in the back.  With the magical of PowerPoint here is what this looks like at my house with the way the yard is configured.

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As you can see the circle covers the majority of the yard and doesn’t allow the dogs to get into the road either.  They have plenty of room to run around the house to get exercise.

If you notice in the picture with the unit above there are flags, 50 to be exact that come with the unit.  With a dog collar in hand you walk in the yard and when you hear a beep you put a flag down.  Then you have to train the dogs where their new boundary is and eventually you can take up the flags. 

To train the dogs I narrowed the circle down to a small area so they could see the flags.  I did the training with them as instructed.  Simon, caught on real quick and he only got shocked like once or twice during training. 

Did I mention Max wanders aimlessly?  Yes I did.  Well, even though he appeared to be trained after several days, I was in the yard with them and Max started wondering with his nose and he broke the circle.  He then started getting shocked but decided to run the wrong way and he kept getting shocked.  The unit shocks for 30 seconds if the dog stays outside of the perimeter.  Poor Max went the wrong way around the house and he was yelping.  He quickly got back within the circle and he had had enough, he was worn out.  At this point, let’s just call Max fully trained.  As a matter of fact, he was too trained.

After Max’s incident, he wouldn’t get off our deck.  He associated being outside in the yard with shock. I had to literally retrain him to go outside.  Finally after a few days he relearned he can play in the yard and all is well.  But, let me tell you what, he has learned that a beep means pain and he immediately heads the other way. 

I have to say the PetSafe Wireless Dog Fence works and anyone that wants to contain a pet without putting up a fence, it is worth it.

I am happy to report that Max and Simon are living happily within the circle of trust.

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A Blog Post About Nothing: Part 3 – Biscuit Broke My Stove

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, General | Posted on 20-12-2008

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Have you ever felt like the world was moving at the speed of light, yet you were just doing your own thing?  That’s how I’ve felt lately.  It seems everyone has tons of stuff to talk about on their blogs and Twitter.  I decided I was going to force myself to write a blog article this morning to start my Christmas vacation off and after thinking about what I was going to blog about it hit me.  I don’t have anything to blog or twitter about!  Call it a Blog / Twitter Slump if you will.  Then I started writing and things started to flow so much that I broke this post into a series of blog posts entitled “A blog post about nothing”, each one dealing with a different segment.

What’s Happening in Life

image Here is a story for you.  Back in May or June (I can’t remember exactly) I woke up and took a shower and decided to cook a sausage and biscuit for breakfast.  I buy the Mary B’s Southern Made biscuits.  If you have never had these biscuits, they are the best and taste just like what Mom used to make at home on Saturday mornings when I was growing up.  There were two biscuits left in the bag and they were stuck together.  I took them out and tried to get them apart by hand, then a knife, and then I made the mistake of hitting them on the stove.  I didn’t think I was hitting them that hard but on the third hit on the stove the biscuits crashed through the stove top.  Yep, I broke our stove with a biscuit! 

Our stove, rest it’s soul, had a ceramic top.  It just so happened I was hitting the stove with the biscuit right in the center in the weakest part.  Ellen got up later and saw the mess I had made.  By the way I did defeat the biscuits and cooked them for breaking my stove.  When she came in and saw the mess she said, “Great…. it will be Thanksgiving before you replace the stove.”. 

Since it was during the summer we really didn’t miss the stove that much.  I grill out a lot of fresh veggies on the grill during the summer so it wasn’t that bad.  Plus we had some other things like a griddle we could cook on.  As colder weather started getting here I started missing the stove more and more.  But for some reason kept putting off getting another one.  Not sure why.  I think it has to do with the whole experience of going to Home Depot or Lowes, I hate dealing with them because they make things so hard.  If I could have just ordered it online I would have done it already.

Fast forward to the day before Thanksgiving.  Ellen came in from work and I said we are going to town.  I didn’t tell her where we were going.  She got in and we went to Home Depot and ordered a stove.  Yep, I couldn’t let her prophecy come true.  We had a good laugh about it.  Technically she was right because the stove didn’t arrive until the next Wednesday after Thanksgiving but at least I had bought it *before* Thanksgiving.

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A Blog Post About Nothing: Part 2 – Podcast

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in General, Podcast | Posted on 20-12-2008

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Have you ever felt like the world was moving at the speed of light, yet you were just doing your own thing?  That’s how I’ve felt lately.  It seems everyone has tons of stuff to talk about on their blogs and Twitter.  I decided I was going to force myself to write a blog article this morning to start my Christmas vacation off and after thinking about what I was going to blog about it hit me.  I don’t have anything to blog or twitter about!  Call it a Blog / Twitter Slump if you will.  Then I started writing and things started to flow so much that I broke this post into a series of blog posts entitled “A blog post about nothing”, each one dealing with a different segment.

What’s Happening With the Podcast

If you’ve been following along with the shows of Deep Fried Bytes, we are up to show #22 now.  And if you haven’t been listening, then Santa has you on his naughty list and isn’t going to come see you this year, but I digress.  Technically we should have produced show #24 by now but I have been traveling and getting ready for Christmas so not much time to do final production work although Woody has been staying ahead of me with his edits. 

Honestly, I never thought we’d make it this far with the show but we are starting to get into a groove with it.  We are working hard to tweak our post production work to make things sound as good as we can.  We’ve learned a lot over the past several months and continue to keep trying to get better.

To say having a podcast eats up a tremendous amount of time would be an understatement.  My co-worker beats me up all the time saying, “… you haven’t blogged anything good in awhile…”.  Which I then reply, “Well I blogged about the podcast that took 10 hours of work to create, that isn’t enough?”  Of course he laughs and then says no, it doesn’t count. 

It does take a lot of time to record, edit, finalize, mix down, normalize, compress, and then do final production work on the show.  The only thing that helps us to keep going is the community.  It is great when we are at an event and our listeners give us positive feedback.  Of course negative is good to hear as well since that makes us better, but knowing we are making a difference out there really matters. 

In community news, Deep Fried Bytes is an official sponsor of Codemash 2009.  Both Woody and I will be at Codemash 2009 and are planning on recording a lot of shows.   Anyone that wants to listen to us record a show live is welcome to sit in.  If nothing else it will give you an idea as to how much we have to edit out. 🙂

One of the things we watch closely on the podcast is our numbers.  We launched the show late in the 2nd quarter of this year and got off to a good start.  The 3rd quarter of this year broke all of our expectations and the 4th quarter this year has already beat the 3rd quarter.  The numbers for the show have grown each quarter and that is a good thing.  Especially in this economy.  Oh wait, we don’t charge for the show, I forgot 🙂

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That means we are reaching more people and attracting new listeners.  A big thank you to everyone who has blogged, Twittered, Facebooked and whatever else you have done to help spread the word about the show.  We appreciate your efforts.

That’s pretty much the latest news on the podcast.  As always, keep your tea glasses full, and your axes sharp.  Deep Fried… out. 

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A Blog Post About Nothing: Part 1 – Work

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in General | Posted on 20-12-2008

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imageHave you ever felt like the world was moving at the speed of light, yet you were just doing your own thing?  That’s how I’ve felt lately.  It seems everyone has tons of stuff to talk about on their blogs and Twitter.  I decided I was going to force myself to write a blog article this morning to start my Christmas vacation off and after thinking about what I was going to blog about it hit me.  I don’t have anything to blog or twitter about!  Call it a Blog / Twitter Slump if you will.  That’s why I entitled this series of blog posts, “A blog post about nothing”.

What’s Happening at Work

At work I’ve been working on some really interesting stuff with WCF that will provide ample blog articles for awhile but I am not ready to open that can of worms just yet.  All I can say is they will be definitive guides on how to work with WCF in certain situations.  At least, I hope they will be. 

Last week I was in Michigan working onsite.  Woody, who hosts Deep Fried Bytes with me, was working in Detroit and I was staying in Livonia which is about 20 minutes away.  Instead of Woody staying with his brother driving 45 minutes back and forth from his client he stayed with me since I had a couch that pulled out as a bed (gotta love the Embassy Suites).  That was good because it gave us a chance to catch up and plot some up and coming shows and other stuff. 

On Wednesday after work we drove over to Ann Arbor to listen to Jason Follas present “Well isn’t that Spatial” at the Ann Arbor Dot Net User Group.  Afterwards I handed a bunch of Deep Fried Bytes stickers out, and a slew of us went to go out and eat.  There was massive geek talk and it was great to see Jay Wren, Bill Wagner, The McWherters (Jeff and Carla), Darrel Hawley, Jay Harris, Dan Hibbits, and a slew of others I can’t recall because it was so long ago.  I did put a twitter face with a name while I was there.  I finally know who IGNU (Len Smith) is now.  I’ve met Len before but he has a cartoon character as a picture on Twitter, thus I had no idea who he really was.

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Voting in Mississippi 2008

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in General | Posted on 04-11-2008

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After I got up this morning and checked email I headed over to the voting station for my area.  The place where we vote is a community center in oddly enough a community called “Dixie”.  I’ll let you insert your own jokes for that one.

I got there a little after 7:30 AM.  The people there voting were working people: nurses, professors, construction workers, police, Wal-mart cashiers, and of course a lonely software engineer.  Here’s the line when I first arrived.

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After about 15 minutes or so of waiting I finally got inside.

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I gave my name, and I was given a voter card.  Fancy!  And who says we don’t have technology in this fine state?

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As I was standing in line there were signs taped to the wall which outlined all the rules of voting.  If you blow this up by clicking on the picture you can probably read the text.

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Fortunately there wasn’t a single person person campaigning outside of the building.  It was rather peaceful, the way it should be.  I voted one time in Ann Arbor, MI and it was the absolute worst experience of my life.  I felt as if I was being hunted and stalked when I walked up to the building.  It wouldn’t have been so bad but everything each person was trying to get me to vote for I was 100% against. 

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I was a little confused by this sign because I was never asked for ID.  I did have my voter registration card in hand and I couldn’t tell if the lady actually read my name from it or not.

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As you’ll see, we used electronic voting machines.  This is the paper version of what the ballot is suppose to look like.

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They had voting machines lined up against the walls.  The gentleman helping a voter is my next door neighbor, a retired Boy Scout leader.

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Finally it is my turn.  Here is the voting machine.  It is made by Diebold.  The way it worked is you slid the voter card into the slot up top.  Then the screen came on giving you instruction.  The device is a touch screen device running some version of windows. 

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Here is the instructions screen.  Very simple.

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After I voted the machine made some clicking sounds and my vote was on the way to Jackson, MS. 

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I then handed my voter card to my neighbor.  He took the card and gave it to the ladies at the table which then reset the card so it could be reinserted into the machine by someone else.  All and all an easy process.

The question on everyone’s mind I know is “Who did you vote for?”.  I’ll leave you with these Words of Wisdom:

I voted for the right one.