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Nintendo Power Play

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Computer Hardware, Funny Stuff | Posted on 05-12-2004

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I am standing here in the mall waiting on my oil to be changed when I hear familar music from my childhood. I walk over to the vendor and it is super mario playing on a TV. Not only was mario on there but duck hunt and other games totaling 80 games in all. The crazy thing is that all 80 games were in one remote control. This just begs the question, in another few years when are the current PS2 and XBOX games going to fit into one controller?

P-P-P-powerbook (ebay seller scamming the scammer)

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Computer Hardware, Funny Stuff, Internet | Posted on 16-05-2004

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I feel sorry for people that sell and buy on Ebay that do not have a working knowledge of the Internet in order to spot a scam. Luckily for this one person, they pulled one of the best documented pranks ever on a scammer on Ebay. It is completely documented with details of what happened. I started reading it, and fell in the floor.

Amphibious Limo

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 07-03-2003

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tuglasolonka sent us a link to a really crazy auction on ebay. The auction has ended but hopefully they will keep this up for awhile, it is worth looking at. If I had $13,000.00 laying around I would have it. Here are some of the specs taken from the auction before you head over to ebay:
Spec

  • All factory limo
  • Two stereo systems, driver and cabin
  • Dry bar
  • Cooler
  • Hookups for TV, VCR
  • Intercom system
  • Electric privacy window
  • All driver controls are in factory position and operate as from factory

Abilities

  • Show winner
  • Used for advertisement
  • Amphibious
  • Used for truck pulls
  • Car crushing

Crazy huh? And it is a LIMO! Here is the LINK.

Go to hell

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 25-09-2002

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Smokey the Bear sent me this little ditty today. Do the following:

Using Google.Com, search on “go to hell” (double quotes and all) and then select the feel lucky button. Seems enough folks have “go to hell” links to MS that it ends up #1.

New Proposed PHP Functions

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, Open Source, PHP, Programming | Posted on 04-04-2002

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These are a little late for April fools day, but none-the-less these are funny. We made these up whilst sitting around the office back in the summer. I thought I would put them out now, we’ve had them long enough. Hope you have a good laugh.