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Good bye Life Savers

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 21-02-2002

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As most geeks I surround myself with Mountain Dew, chips, and other junk food while I am working for long hours at the computer (which is usually everyday). Part of my junk food includes sugar which I usually get from something I am sure all of us have had from time to time, Life Savers. As of this morning though, I am saying farewell to one of my favorite candies. Why? Well…

Your Mom is so ….

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, Programming | Posted on 03-02-2002

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Do you remember all of the jokes you and your friends used when you were growing up about “Your Mom is so…”. Well, it turns out there is a YourMom.Com site which specializes in a mom jokes. Here are a couple of the ones I found amusing. Be sure to check out the geek section.

  • Your Mom’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.
  • The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.
  • Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
  • Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.

Web server on a Tandy 8088

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Computer Hardware, Funny Stuff, Internet | Posted on 06-12-2001

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One of my good friends who likes to play with old technology and make it do something weird and unusal sent me a link to his latest experiment. It seems he has turned a Tandy 8088 into a web server. That is right, 8088, Tandy, web server.

New York Conspiracy

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff | Posted on 21-09-2001

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I am not sure if there is anything to this or not, maybe just a coincidence but I received this from Rob and from Matt today. Basically just do what it says and see if it freaks you out. Then call Microsoft to file a complaint.

1. Go into Microsoft Word.
2. Type in all caps: NYC
3. Make the font size 48
4. Change the font to webdings and read what it says
5. Then change the font again, this time to ‘Wingdings’ – now it’s scary.

My store was shutdown!

Posted by Keith Elder | Posted in Funny Stuff, Internet | Posted on 14-09-2001

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I don’t think this story can have ANY more irony in it. It seems that after Chugadie and I created our online store yesterday it has been shutdown by Abdul Popal who works for CafePress.Com. Here is the leter that I received: